Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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