Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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