is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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