Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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