eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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