screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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