did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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