Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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