Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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