Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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