she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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