Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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