Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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