it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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