her vagine was all disorganized.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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