He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I need to calm my uterus...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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