i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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