Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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