The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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