i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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