I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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