I hope mine doesn't look like that
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Randomize
