My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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