Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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