wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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