I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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