Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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