i don't like sucking hair
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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