Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
