Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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