...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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