I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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