Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
