Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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