do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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