FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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