Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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