I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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