told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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