I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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