yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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