it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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