Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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