She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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