Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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