I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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