I hate all girls vehemently.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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