She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
FUCK WHALES
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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