Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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