Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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