It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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